CARPENTER - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI COLLEGE JOKE

Aik talib ilm ne daakhla k liye uss waqt college mein darkhwast di jab daakhlay ka waqt guzar chuka tha.
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College principal ne kaha: "Muaf kijiye ga, ab koi seat khali nahi hai."
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Talib ilm ne jaldi se kaha: "Sir! Aap seat ki fikar na karein, seat ka intazam main khud kar lon ga kion k mera baap carpenter hai aur wo bohat umda maiz aur kursiyan banata hai."