Sajid: "Jiss din meri biwi wapas ghar aaee, meray ghar chori ho gaee."
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Wajid: "Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai keh musibat akaili nahi aati."
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Wajid: "Kisi ne sach hi kaha hai keh musibat akaili nahi aati."
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!