VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CLERK K BAHANAY

Aik clerk chutti ki darkhawst liye jaisay hi apnay boss k kamray mein pohncha, boss uss ki shakal daikhtay hi samajh gaya k woh chutti ki darkhawst laya hai, lehaza boss ghussay mein bola: "Ab tum ne kya bahana banaya hai? Biwi ko alwida kehnay, bachi ko khasra nikalnay, bachay ko school mein daakhil karwanay aur saas k janazay mein shirkat karnay k bahanon se to tum pehlay hi chuttiyaan lay chukay ho."
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"Sir! Ab main shaadi kar raha hoon." Clerk ne sar jhuka kar jawab diya.