PITAEE - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik school mein tafreeh k doran aik larka head master sahb k office mein aaya aur aatay hi kehnay laga: "Sir! Woh Hameed aadhay ghantay se meray bhai ki pitaee kar raha hai."
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Head master sahb: "Lekin tum aadha ghanta pehlay kion nahi aaye?"
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Larka: "Iss liye keh pehlay mera bhai uss ki pitaee kar raha tha."