MUNNA BECHARA - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb apnay dost k ghar milnay gaye.
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Dost k larkay ne (jo be-had shareer tha) unn sahb ko kamray mein lay ja kar bithaya.
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Thorri dair baad upper se shor ki aawaz sunaee di.
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Unn sahb ne larkay se poocha: "Beta upper shor kaisa hai?"
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Larkay ne kaha: "Kuch nahi, ammi munnay ki patloon farsh per patakh rahi hein."
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"Magar patloon patakhnay se to aisi aawaz nahi paida hoti." Unn sahb ne poocha.
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Larkay ne laparwahi se jawab diya: "Mumkin hai munna bhi patloon k andar hi ho."