HOTEL KA BILL - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aleem: "Aaj hotel mein khanay k baad Hamid ne jitni mukhtasir baat ki, utni hi achi lgai."
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Waseem: "Kya kaha tha Hamid ne?"
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Aleem: "Yehi k aaj hotel ka bill main adaa karon ga."