A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says, "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says, "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.
Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says, "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.