DOOSRA JANAM - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Bandu miyyan aur unn ki biwi donon hi naye janam per yaqeen rakhtay thay.
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Unhon ne ehad kiya keh jo pehlay maray ga woh doosray se rabtay ki har mumkin koshish karay ga.
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Ittafaaq hua k bandu miyyan pehlay mar gaye aur unn ki biwi unn k paigham ka intazar karnay lagi.
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Cheh (6) maah baad ki baat hai keh shaam k waqt biwi tan tanha apnay kamray mein baithi thi keh ussay apnay marhoom shohar ki aawaz sunaee di.
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Biwi fart-e-musarrat se uchal parri aur tasdeeq ki: "Vikram kya yeh tum hi ho?"
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Doosri janib se jawab aaya: "Han Shanti! Main hi hoon, main iss waqt aik khait mein mojood hoon aur wahan doosray kinaray per meri gaye bhi mojood hai jo keh nehayat haseen-o-jameel hai keh aisi gaye aaj tak meri nigaah se nahi guzri."
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Biwi ne baat kat'tay huye kaha: "Vikram kya tum khush ho aur doosra janam lay chukay ho? Jaldi se batao main tum se milna chahti hoon."
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Shohar ne jawab diya: "Han han! Main be-hadd khush hoon, main tumhein iss gaye k husn k baray mein bata raha tha keh iss ki barri barri neeli aankhein hein aur..."
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Biwi ne jhanjhala kar foran baat kaati: "Main tum se baat karna chahti hoon aur tum ho keh bus gaye k hi qaseeday parrhay ja rahay ho?"
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Shohar biwi ki preshani per taizi se bola: "Oh meri pyari biwi! Main to tumhein yeh batana hi bhool gaya keh iss janam mein main aik bail k roop emin paida hua hoon aur Punjab mein aik barray khait mein rehta hoon."