AZ JANNAT-UL-FIRDOS - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik maulana ne eesaal-e-sawab ki khatir masjid k bairooni darwazay per yeh tehreer likh kar latka di: "Mera pyara bhai Ahmad aaj subh iss jahan-e-faani se jannat-ul-firdos ki janib kooch kar gaya hai. Dua kijiye keh allah uss ki maghfirat farmatay huye ussay aala-o-umdaa muqam atta farmaye."
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Doosray din jab wo maulana masjid mein daakhil honay lagay to unn ki nigaah be-saakhta apni latkaee huee tehreer per parri, jahan unn ki tehreer k neechay kisi ne mandarja zail fiqra likh diya tha: "Az jannat-ul-firdos! Ahmad sahb abhi tak yahan nahi pohnchay, hameih sakht tashveesh hai. Agar woh barwaqt na pohnch sakay to majbooran unn ka portion karaye per dena parray ga."