GANDERIYAAN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aurat ki shohar k saath kaantay dar laraee ho rahi thi.
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Aakhir woh bohat ranjeeda ho kar boli: "Ya khuda! Main kya kha kar mar jaon keh tum jaisay nikhattu se jaan chhoot jaye?"
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Issi lamhay ghar k bahar se aik taiz aawaz sunaee di: "Thandi thandi meethi ganderiyaan."