VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - LADDU

Aik bacha pehlay din school ja raha tha, baap ne naseehat ki: "Beta! School ja kar wahan meethi meethi batein karna."
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Bacha school pohncha to ustad ne poocha: "Tumhara naam kya hai?"
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Bachay ne jawab diya: "Laddu."
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Ustad ne poocha: "Tumharay walid ka kya naam hai?"
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Bachay ne jawab diya: "Gulaab jaman."
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Ustad ne phir poocha: "Tumhari ammi ka kya naam hai?"
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Bachay ne jawad diya: "Barfi."
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Ustad ne ghussay se poocha: "Tum rehtay kaha ho?"
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Bachay ne foran jawab diya: "Mithaee k dabbay mein."