REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - RAIL KA TICKET

Daaku rail k dabbay mein musafiron ko loot rahay thay.
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Aik musafir se aik daaku ne kaha: "Jo kuch tumharay paas hai, jaldi se nikalo."
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Musafir: "Zara aahista bolo bhai sahb! Meray paas to rail ka ticket bhi nahi hai."