REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MAA AUR BAAP

Ustani (shagird se): "Tum kal school nahi aaeen halankeh tumharay waldain aaye thay."
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Shagird: "Darasal abbu kehtay thay k main tumhein school chhorr aata hoon aur ammi kehti theen k main tumhein school chhorr aaon gi. Issi jhagrray mein woh dono to school aa gaye magar mujhay ghar chhorr aaye."