YAAD DASHT - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Tanhaee mein jab woh apni mehbooba k husn k qaseeday ji bhar k parrh chuka to mehbooba ne poocha: "Kya main sach much pehli larki hoon, jiss ki tum ne iss qadar tareefein ki hein?"
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Naujawan ne chand lamhay sochnay k baad jawab diya: "Ho bhi sakti ho. Meri yaad-daasht itni taiz nahi hai."