An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking.
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The bartender finally says that the bar is closed.
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So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
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He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
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Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.
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So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face.
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He crawls through the door and up the stairs.
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When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up.
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This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
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He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him: "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
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"How did you know?" he asks.
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"Wife called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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The bartender finally says that the bar is closed.
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So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
.
He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
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Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.
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So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face.
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He crawls through the door and up the stairs.
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When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up.
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This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
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He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him: "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
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"How did you know?" he asks.
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"Wife called, you left your wheelchair there again."
