At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking
what time the bar opens.
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"It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
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About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even= drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.
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"Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk.
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Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "What joo shay the bar opins at?"
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The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
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"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
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"It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
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About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even= drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.
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"Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk.
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Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "What joo shay the bar opins at?"
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The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
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"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
