A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it is his turn, pulls out a gun and robs the bank.
Just to make sure he leaves no witness, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob the bank?"
The customer replies, "Well, yes."
The robber raises his gun, points it at the customers head and shoots him.
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and asks, "DID...YOU...SEE...ME...ROB...THIS...BANK?"
The man calmly responds, "No. But my wife did."
Just to make sure he leaves no witness, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob the bank?"
The customer replies, "Well, yes."
The robber raises his gun, points it at the customers head and shoots him.
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and asks, "DID...YOU...SEE...ME...ROB...THIS...BANK?"
The man calmly responds, "No. But my wife did."
