TAKRAR - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Shaadi shuda jorray mein jab pehli dafa laraee huee to khawand kehnay laga: "Yaad hai, shaadi k moqay per tum ne wada kiya tha k tum hamesha mujh se muhabbat karo gi. Meri har haal mein khidmat karo gi aur mera har hukam mano gi."
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Biwi jhat se boli: "Theek hai magar itnay logon k saamnay main tum se kisi qisam ki takrar bhi nahi karna chahti thi."