FAALTU CHEEZEIN - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik dost: "Main jab bhi sair-o-sayahat per jata hoon, bohat si aisi cheezein bhi apnay saath lay jata hoon jin ki mujhay kabhi zuroorat nahi parrti."
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Doosra dost: "Maslan kya?"
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Pehla dost: "Maslan tie, coat, pant, aur apni biwi."