SOUP - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik aadmi aik hotel mein baitha soop pi raha tha keh achanak uss ne soup mein makhi daikhi.
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Woh hotel k manager k paas chala gaya aur shikayat lagaee: "Sir! Aap k soup mein makhi hai."
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Hotel manager jo keh sardar tha, bola: "Dill barra karo yaar, iss ne kitna soup pi lena hai?"