DASTAKHAT - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik shakhs ne apna ghorra ghar k darwazay k bahar bandha hua tha.
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Jo koi bhi wahan se guzarta ghorray ko kuch na kuch khanay k liye zuroor daal deta.
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Iss darr se keh kaheen ghorra beemar na ho jaye, maalik ne board lagwa diya jiss per likha tha: "Barah-e-meharbani! Ghorray ko kuch khanay ko na dein. Dastakhat maalik."
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Chand dinon baad aik doosra board iss k qareeb laga hua tha jiss per likha tha: "Saath walay board per bilkul dheyaan na dein. Dastakhat ghorra."