SIRF 3 BAAL - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik aurat k sar mein sirf teen hi baal thay.
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Woh hairstyle banwanay beauty parlor gaee aur beautician se kaha: "Meri achi si chuttiya bana do.
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Beautician baal banane lagi to uss aurat ka aik baal toot gaya.
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Beautician ne kaha: "Sorry madam aap ka aik baal toot gaya hai.
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Aurat: "Theek hai to aap mera jurra bana dijiye."
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Beautician jurra bananay lagi to uss aurat ka aik aur baal bhi toot gaya.
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Beautician ne kaha: "Sorry madam aap ka aik aur baal bhi toot gaya.
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Aurat ne kaha: "Koi baat nahi, main aaj baal khulay hi rakh loon gi."