KAALAY RANG KI PONI - FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKES

Bivi: Aaj meri sal-girah hai, mujhay aap kya tohfa dein ge?"
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Shohar: "Woh samnay siyah car dekh rahi ho?"
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Bivi herat aur khushi se: "Aap mujhay woh car lay kar dein ge?"
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Shohar: "Nahi, main tumhein uss rang ki poni lay kar don ga."