SHAITAAN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Police k aik officer ne mulzim ki taraf chharri se ishara kartay huye judge se kaha: "Janab -e-aali! Iss chharri k siray per insaan nahi, aik shaitaan kharra hai."
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Mulzim (heran ho kar): Huzoor! Inn se yeh bhi pooch lijiye k kis siray per?"