SAZAYE MOUT - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik shakhs ne beema company k numaenday se poocha: "Agar main aaj apni biwi ka beema karaon aur kal woh mar jaye to mujhay kya millay ga?"
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Numaenday ne sanjeedgi se kaha: "Ghalban sazaye mout."