QULFIYAAN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Beta: "Maa, maa, dass (10) rupay dena, bahar faqeer ko denay hein."
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Maa: "Lekin beta galli mein to faqeer nahi hai?"
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Beta: "Maa woh galli k konay mein qulfiyaan bech raha hai."