PHUPHI AUR PHUPHA - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Pinki ko sab class mein phuphi kehtay thay, aakhir tang aa kar uss ne principal se shikayat kar di.
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Principal class se: "Jo pinki ko phuphi kehtay hein kharray ho jaein."
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Pappu k siwaye poori class kharri ho gaee.
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Principal: "Shabash! Tum issay phuphi nahi kehtay?"
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Pappu: "Nahi sir! Main to khud poori class ka phupha hoon."