Aik pathan k ghar mein pathan chor aa jata hai, pathan uss ko pakar leta hai.
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Pathan chor ko pakar kar sochta hai k ab kya kiya jaye?
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Woh chor se kehta hai: "Jao police ko lay aao."
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Chor janay lagta hai to pathan k zehan mein aata hai k yeh to bhaag jaye ga.
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Phir kehta hai: "Tum idhar hi thehro main khud lay kar aati hai. Aur tumharay ko to bandhna parray ga, main tumharay pair bandh deta hoon, phir tum kidhar bhaagay ga?"
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Pathan uss k pairon ko charpaee k saath baandh deta hai aur police station pohanch jata hai.
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Police walon ko batata hai: "Khocha amaaray ghar mein chor aaya, amm ne uss ko pakar liya. Uss ka pairon ko charpaee se baandh k aaya hai, tum log chalo uss ko pakro.
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Police walay: "Tum ne pairon ko baand diya. Haath khulay hein?"
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Sardar: "Haan, woh haathon se thorri bhaagay ga? Pairon se bhaagay ga, amm ne pair baand diye."
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Police walay: "Youn to chor bhag gaya hoga, tum ne haath khulay chorr diye hein, uss ne pair khol liye hon gay."
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Pathan: "Khocha yeh to amaari samjh mein nahi aaya."
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Phir kuch seconds sochnay k baad pathan: "Khocha woh nahi bhaga hoga."
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Police walay jab wahan pohnchay to chor waqaee pairon se bandha hua waheen mojood tha.
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Police walay: "Khan sahb aap ko kaisay yaqeen tha k yeh nahi bhaga ho ga."
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Pathan: "Amm ne socha k khocha jab amaari samjh mein nahi aaya k yeh haathon se khol kar bhag sakta hai to yeh bhi pathan hai, iss ka samajh mein kaisay aaye ga?"
,
Pathan chor ko pakar kar sochta hai k ab kya kiya jaye?
,
Woh chor se kehta hai: "Jao police ko lay aao."
,
Chor janay lagta hai to pathan k zehan mein aata hai k yeh to bhaag jaye ga.
,
Phir kehta hai: "Tum idhar hi thehro main khud lay kar aati hai. Aur tumharay ko to bandhna parray ga, main tumharay pair bandh deta hoon, phir tum kidhar bhaagay ga?"
,
Pathan uss k pairon ko charpaee k saath baandh deta hai aur police station pohanch jata hai.
,
Police walon ko batata hai: "Khocha amaaray ghar mein chor aaya, amm ne uss ko pakar liya. Uss ka pairon ko charpaee se baandh k aaya hai, tum log chalo uss ko pakro.
,
Police walay: "Tum ne pairon ko baand diya. Haath khulay hein?"
,
Sardar: "Haan, woh haathon se thorri bhaagay ga? Pairon se bhaagay ga, amm ne pair baand diye."
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Police walay: "Youn to chor bhag gaya hoga, tum ne haath khulay chorr diye hein, uss ne pair khol liye hon gay."
,
Pathan: "Khocha yeh to amaari samjh mein nahi aaya."
,
Phir kuch seconds sochnay k baad pathan: "Khocha woh nahi bhaga hoga."
,
Police walay jab wahan pohnchay to chor waqaee pairon se bandha hua waheen mojood tha.
,
Police walay: "Khan sahb aap ko kaisay yaqeen tha k yeh nahi bhaga ho ga."
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Pathan: "Amm ne socha k khocha jab amaari samjh mein nahi aaya k yeh haathon se khol kar bhag sakta hai to yeh bhi pathan hai, iss ka samajh mein kaisay aaye ga?"
