NOK JHOK - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Shohar biwi se: "Aray main kehta hoon chup karao apnay ladlon ko, ro ro kar dimagh kharab kar rahay hein mera."
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Biwi: "O ho, laadlay sirf meray hi nahi, aap kion nahi utha letay?"
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Shohar: "Main akhbar parrh raha hoon."
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Biwi: "Main bhi khali nahi bethi. Baal bana rahi hoon."
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Shohar: "Baal baad mein bhi sanwaray ja saktay hein."
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Biwi: "Akhbar baad mein bhi parrha ja sakta hai."
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Shohar: "Main akhbar parrhna chorr doon, tum baal sanwarna nahi chorr sakteen."
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Biwi: "Aaj aik haftay baad baal bana rahi hoon, kya ho jaye ga agar aap bachon ko sambhal lein gay. Main inn ko jahaiz mein to lay kar nahi aaee thi."
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Shohar: "Tum jahaiz mein lay kar nahi aaeen thi. To yeh meray saath bhi barati ban kar nahi gaye thay."