NASHA BAAZ - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik bad-mast sharabi ne sar-e-raah aik aurat se kaha: "Tum duniya ki sab se bhaddi aur badsurat aurat ho.
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Aurat naak bhoon charrha kar boli: "Aur tum duniya k sab se zyada nasha baaz ho."
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Sharabi ne kaha: "Lekin mera nasha to subh tak utar jaye ga."