NAQAL - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik bus ka conductor hakla tha.
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Bus mein aik hakla musafir bhi safar kar raha tha.
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Conductor ne haklay se karaya maanga: "Kakk...kakk...kakk...karaya dein."
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Musafir: "Tatt...tatt...tootay nahi hein."
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Musafiron mein aik thanedar baitha tha.
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Woh apni jagah se utha aur donon ki khoob pitaee ki.
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Musafiron ne poocha: "Bhai! Yeh to haklay hein, aap ko kya hua?"
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Thanedar bola: "Yey...yey...yeh donon mum...mum...meri naqal oo...oo...utaar rahay hein."