NAEE KI DUKAN - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik khatoon taizi se aik dukan mein daakhil huee aur boli: "Doctor sahb mujhay kaun si beemari hai?"
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Dukan ka malik: "Aankhon ki."
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Aurat boli: "Magar jhoot bola sahab! Meri aankhon mein kaun si beemari hai?"
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Dukandar: "Aisi beemari hai k yeh dukan doctor ki nahi balkeh naee ki dukan hai."