JAHAZON KA ADDA - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik aadmi bazar se guzar raha tha k uss ki nazar aik aurat per parri.
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Jiss ne nehayat chust libas pehna hua tha.
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Aurat ki qameez per bohat se hawaee jahaz banay huye thay.
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Pehlay to aurat khamosh rahi.
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Lekin jab uss se raha na gaya to tang aa kar boli: "Kya tum ne kabhi hawaee jahaz nahi dekhay?"
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Aadmi bola: "Jahaz to dekhay hein magar jahazon ka adda nahi dekha."