NAAK KA SIZE - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Uncle: "Gurriya! Aap ne hamari saalgirah per koi tohfa hi nahi diya?"
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Gurriya: "Uncle ji! Main aap ki saalgirah per aap ko tohfa denay k liye roomaal khareednay lagi thi, lekin mujhay aap ki naak ka size hi nahi maloom tha."