MUBARAK HO - HILARIOUS EXAMS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Beta baap se: "Abbu! Aap ne kaha tha na, agar main exams mein pass ho gaya to aap paanch hazar (5,000) rupay dein gay."
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Baap: "Haan."
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Beta: "Mubarak ho, aap k paanch hazar (5,000) rupay bach gaye."