MAZAQ - VERY FUUNY ANIMAL URDU/HINDI JOKE

Sher ko jungle mein jo bhi janwar milta hai ussay gardan se dabochta aur poochta: "Batao jungle ka badshah kaun hai?"
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Darr k maaray sab janwar yehi jawab detay: "Huzoor maee baap aap hein."
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Sher ghoomta hua haathi k paas pohncha aur uss se bhi yehi sawal poocha.
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Haathi ne suna to itminan se sher ko soondh mein jakarra aur ghuma kar zameen per patakh diya.
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Sher kamar sehlata hua utha aur krahtay huye bola: "Bhai sahb! Agar aap ko maloom nahi tha to khamosh rehtay. Yeh kaisa mazaq tha?"