LANGAR VS TOOFAN - HUMOROUS URDU JOKE

Officer: "Agar sumandar mein toofan aa jaye to tum kya karo gay?"
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Jahaz rani ka talib ilm: "Main foran langar daal don ga."
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Officer: "Iss k baad doosra toofan aa jaye to?"
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Talib ilm: "Main doosra langar daal don ga."
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Officer: "Aur agar iss k baad aik aur toofan aa jaye to?"
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Talib ilm: "Main teesra langar daal don ga."
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Officer: "Magar tum itnay langar lao gay kahan se?"
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Talib ilm: "Jahan se aap itnay toofan laein gay."