MASHWARA - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik doctor mareez k moainay k liye uss k ghar pohncha to uss ne dekha k bachon k shor-o-ghul ki wajah se kamray mein zabardast hangama barpa hai.
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Doctor ne ye surat-e-hal dekh kar mareez ko mashwara diya: "Aap ko mukammal aaram ki zuroorat hai iss liye meri raye hai k aap kal se daftar jana shuru kar dein."