LAMBA SAFAR - HILARIOUS PATHAN URDU JOKE

Musafir pathan se: "Janab! Aap har station per utar kar aglay station ka ticket kion khareed rahay hein? Aik hi dafa kion nahi khareed letay?"
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Pathan: "O khocha! majboori hai, doctor ne lamba safar karnay se man kiya hai."