LAKRRI KA HAATH - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik shakhs ne chori ki saza k faisla suntay hi faryad ki: "Sarkar yeh kahan ka insaaf hai k chori mera dayaan haath (right hand) karay, jaisa k saabit ho chuka hai aur qaid mein mujhay pooray k pooray ko dala jaye."
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Judge ne kaha: "Behtar hai tumhara dayaan haath (right hand) jail mein rahay ga. Tum agar chaho to issay wahan chhorr saktay ho.
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Yeh suntay hi mujrim ne apna lakri ka haath alag kar k judge ki maiz per rakha aur chala gaya.