KAMI BHI - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Assi (80) saala boorrhay mein apni bees (20) saala naujawan biwi ko pyar se apnay paas bithatay huye poocha: "Agar main apni tamam dolat se mehroom ho jaon to kya tab bhi tum mujh se pyar karo gi?"
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"Haan kion nahi? Balkeh main tumhari kami bhi bohat mehsoos karon gi." Naujawan biwi kehnay lagi.