JOOHI KA PODA - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Aik sahb ne nursery mein ja kar gamlay mein laga hua 'Joohi' ka poda talab kiya.
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Nursery ka malik bola: "Joohi ka poda to nahi hai, kya 'Belay' ka poda day don?"
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Inn sahb ne jawab diya: "Nahi, 'Belay' k poday se kam nahi chalay ga. Main ne apni biwi se waada kiya tha k jab tak woh maikay mein rahay gi main uss k 'Joohi' k poday ko pani deta rahon ga aur main itnay dinn tak ghar mein raha hi nahi."