GAWAH - HILARIOUS SHAADI URDU JOKE

Paris ki aik adalat mein talaq ka muqaddima paish tha.
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Adalat ne gawah se poocha: "Jab mian biwi mein jhagrra ho raha tha to tum uss waqt kahan thay?"
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Gawah ne jawab diya: "Janab main ain moqa-e-wardaat per mojood tha. Main padri hoon aur inn ki shaadi ki rasumaat anjam day raha tha."