GUNAH - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Beta maa se: "Ammi jaan! Iss faqeer ko roti mat dena."
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Maa: "Lekin beta, iss ne kya gunah kiya hai jo tum issay roti denay se mana kar rahay ho?"
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Beta (maa se): "Ammi jaan! Yeh maangta khuda k naam per hai aur kha khud jata hai."