DO BACHAY - VERY VERY FUUNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik kanwara naujawan aik resturant mein baitha nashta kar raha tha.
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Keh yakayak uss ki nazar apnay saamnay rakhay huye ublay huye anday per gaee aur woh yeh dekh kar hairan reh gaya.
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Keh uss per kuch likha hua tha.
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Uss ne ghour se tehreer ko dekha aur parrha, likha tha: "Agar iss tehreer per kisi aisay aasuda haal, kanwaray naujawan ki nazar parray jo aik zimeendar ki khoobsurat 18 saala beti se shaadi karna chahta ho to iss patay per khatt likhay.
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Naujawan ne foran khatt likh kar bhej diya.
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Chand roz baad ussay jawab mila: "Aap ka khatt bohat dair se mila hai, meri shaadi ho chuki hai. Ab to meray do (2) bachay bhi ho gaye hein."