DHOKAY BAAZ DUNIYA - HUMOROUS URDU JOKE

Aik chor aik makan mein daakhil hua.
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Tijori per likha hua tha: "Daein (Right) button ko dabaein."
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Chor ne aisa hi kiya to siren bajj utha aur chor pakrra gaya.
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Adalat mein judge ne poocha: "Tum apni safaee mein kuch kehna pasand karo gay?"
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Chor ne afsurdah lehjay mein kaha: "Main iss se zyada kuch nahi kehna chahta k yeh duniya barri dhokay baaz hai."