One day, Bill Gates dies. At the Pearly
Gates, he walks up to St. Peter and St. Peter
says, “Well, you’ve done so much in your life-time, I’m going to let you choose between
Heaven and Hell.”
Bill says, “Well, can I see them first?”
St. Peter says, “Sure! I will first show you Hell.”
They arrive at Hell and it is a beautiful meadow with flowers and deer and other ani-mals blissfully running around. “Now to Heaven!”, says St. Peter. As they stand in Heaven, it is merely a bright light. Bill Gates says, “Well, if that’s your ver-sion of Heaven and Hell, then I choose Hell.”
Instantly, Bill Gates is chained to a red hot piece of brimstone. Bill says to St. Peter, “This isn’t the version of Hell you showed me!”
St. Peter replies, “That was just a demo.”
Bill says, “Well, can I see them first?”
St. Peter says, “Sure! I will first show you Hell.”
They arrive at Hell and it is a beautiful meadow with flowers and deer and other ani-mals blissfully running around. “Now to Heaven!”, says St. Peter. As they stand in Heaven, it is merely a bright light. Bill Gates says, “Well, if that’s your ver-sion of Heaven and Hell, then I choose Hell.”
Instantly, Bill Gates is chained to a red hot piece of brimstone. Bill says to St. Peter, “This isn’t the version of Hell you showed me!”
St. Peter replies, “That was just a demo.”
