DARK IN HERE - HILARIOUS MONEY JOKES

This little boy hid in his parent's bedroom closet, as he wanted to see what took place in their room when the doors were locked.
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As he peeked threw the slats of the closet door he saw his mother and her boyfriend going at it.
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Suddenly the boy's father comes home.
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The wife whisks her boyfriend off into the closet - the same closet her son is in.
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After several minutes the boy says to the man, "Boy it's dark in here." Shocked, the man just nods his head in agreement.
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After a few more minutes the boy says: "Wanna buy my baseball glove?"
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The man asks: "How much?" In reply the boy says: $50. The man agrees.
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Several more minutes pass when the boy asks the man if he'd like to buy his baseball bat for $50 as well.
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The man reluctantly agrees. After the father departs, the woman takes her boyfriend out of the closet, and too upset to continue she sends him on his way.
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The next morning at the breakfast table the little boy pulls out a roll of money and begins counting it.
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The mother asks "Where did that come from?, to which her son replied "Can't say."
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The mother asks again and upon his refusal to tell she tells her son to get in the car.
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The mother takes the boy to church and tells him to get into the confessional and tell the priest where he got the money.
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When the priest slid the door over the boy said: "Boy it's dark in here", to which the priest replied: "Don't start that shit again!"