COUNTESS OR COW - HUMOROUS COUNTESS JOKES

A newspaper columnist was found guilty and fined for calling a countess a cow.
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When the trial ended and the man paid his fine, he asked the judge, since it was now clear he couldn't call a countess a cow, if he could call a cow a countess?
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The judge said it was all right to do so.
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Whereupon the newspaperman turned to the countess in the courtroom, bowed elaborately, and said, "How do you do, Countess?"

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