CAR KI CHORI - MOST HILARIOUS POLICE URDU JOKE

Police wala (car walay se): "Aap ne ishara torra hai. Aap ka challan hoga. License nikaliye."
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Car wala: "Muaf kar dijiye janab! Meray paas license nahi hai."
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Police wala: "License bhi nahi hai aur kehtay ho k muaf kar dein?"
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Car wala: "Janab! Meharbani hogi, zindagi mein pehli baar car chori ki hai."